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SIMPLE MATH
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a mathematical formula which might help put it in perspective.
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K | 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 | = 98% |
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E | 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 | = 96% |
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E | 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 | = 100% |
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T | 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 | = 103% |
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G | 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 | = 118% |
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and knowledge will get you close and attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!